Montag, for those of you who want to pretend you don’t know, is one of the most important reality-show stars of our time. To promote her album, the 23-year-old star of MTV‘s The Hills agreed to appear on a People magazine cover to show off all the plastic surgery she’s gotten. She posed in Playboy, started her own fashion line and declared that as a celebrity she should not have to endure staying on the show I’m a Celebrity… Get Me out of Here! She is the Paris Hilton of our time.

Do you know what is so fucking wrong with the last line of that paragraph? Paris Hilton is STILL the Paris Hilton of our time! have we truly grown so delusional that we need a new "icon" every four months?